May 2012
58 posts
my standards are unrealistically high for how unattractive i am
when people say “this doesnt fit on my blog but im reblogging it anyway because i have a heart”
you saint
thank you so much for coming down from your heavenly throne and walking amongst us commoners
me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do I spell house?
rosa-desal:
nosdrinker:
“why am I still a virgin” he sighs to himself while taking off his guy fawkes mask and fedora after a long day of trolling
as he begins to watch another episode of my little pony
reblog if you're ugly as fuck.
me at school: Ill work on this at home
me at home: Ill work on this at school
Watchflippantthoughtsx:
blu3bl00d:
vipvictor:
Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap
probably the greatest thing ever
I can die now, life is complete
mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
me: i am juliet
me: and he is my romeo
mom:
me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops
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I always say I’m going to go to bed because there is nothing left to do, but lately I just end up listening to Frank Ocean for like an hour first…
He is fucking great though.
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More rage.
I cannot express how much it pisses me off to go on facebook and see people treating children as fucking fashion accessories. Saying things like ‘everyone is having a baby, now I want one’ is just fucking ridiculous. What? Are you serious?! These people are 15/16 and wanting kids because all of their friends have them? Wow. Poor little child, brought in the world just because someone...